Drop the profile
Upload screenshots or paste the bits you want judged. You control exactly what enters the roast.
Roast My Dating Profile
Brutally honest.Way more fun.
Your dating profile is giving us plenty to work with. Upload it, get a sharp roast worth saving, then let the group chat decide whether you can recover.
Your profile, your call. You choose what gets roasted and shared.
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Drop your screenshots here
Prompts, photos, bio. Give us the evidence.
Sample roast
“Your profile says ‘here for a good time’ like the venue has already called security.”
Roast card ready Share it
GOOD TASTE IS OVERRATED.
HOW IT WORKS
Upload. Get roasted. Share it.
It is not complicated. Your profile supplies the material; we make it hit.
Pick the heat
Keep it playful, turn it up, or tell us the joke you definitely do not want us to make.
Share the damage
Get a sharp, screenshot-ready roast card that makes your group chat briefly fear for you.
WHAT YOU GET
A roast with actual personality—not a robot doing stand-up in a LinkedIn comment section.
Your shareable result
One sharp roast.
Zero boring slides.
THE PAYOFF
You bring the questionable choices. We bring the punchline.
- A sharp read on your photos, prompts, and overall vibe
- A polished share card built for screenshots
- A roast that is specific, funny, and never generic AI mush
CONSENT IS HOT
Funny lands better when everyone is in on it.
You control the evidence
Only upload a profile you own or have clear permission to submit. Leave private details out.
Sharp, not harmful
We are here for self-aware laughs—not hate, threats, harassment, or punching down.
BOLD TALK. BRIGHTER PEOPLE.
Ready to find out what your profile has been hiding?
Give it to Roastable. You will get the screenshot. Your friends will get the story.
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